A is for Awesome, my word of the year.
It's also for Asshats who I'm always near. B is for Baby, asleep like a log.
For me, time for wine and a good chance to blog.
C is for Childcare. Hooray for Monday!The twins will play there for a part of the day.
D is for Daddy. Can you please come home soon?
The darlings are feral. Must be that damn moon.
E is for Energy, something I've not.
Need more time in the day to clean after my lot.
F is for fighting. That's all the kids do.
Five feral children - we'd planned for just two.
G is for Good Grief, God Lord and Good God.
Words that escape me as I lose my wad.
H is for Happy. For the most part it is.
It's a hectic and hellish and heavenly shiz.
I is for Ignore. Pick my battles I try.
That's crap and you know it. I rant and I cry.
J is for Jam - man, that shit is sticky.
It's stuck in Lil's hair, now it's matted and icky.
K is for Kalm, if you spell it with K.
But you don't and that sucks so move on I say.
L is for Love. Despite what you think,
My kids - I do love them - they don't always stink.
M is for Mummy, Mum, Muuuuuum, Mama, Mother.
They shout it from one end of the house to the other.
N is for Nappies. I'm sick of this shit.
So for two out of three kids the toilet they'll sit.
O is for Organised - something I need.
My mind is all busy, it needs to be freed.
P is for Paint - what I have on my wall.
Along with the scribble, the boogers and all.
Q is for Quiet and the sleep that I crave.
No questions, no quarrels, the kids will behave.
R is for Rhyme. I'm not a good poet.
I'm not a good writer. And this doesn't rhyme.
S is for Swearing. I do it too much.
My kids speak like wharfies - they copy me such.
T is for Tea. Never know what to cook
To make everyone happy and to not fucking sook.
U is for Uni. I'll finish one day.
A change in career is headed my way.
V is for Vego. My son's one of those.
If I serve him meat, he'll just turn up his nose.
W is for Weight. It's a struggle for me.
I'm losing a bit, not enough yet to see.
X is for X Rays. A lot we've had lately.
Not just our bodies, our wallets hurt greatly.
Y is for Yawn. It's sleep that I need.
I'm constantly buggered from rearing my breed.
Z is for Zoo. It's the place I call home.
I love it. I hate it. But I'll never roam.
The A to Z of Lisa, linking up with Deb and all the other amazing bloggettes at Home Life Simplified's Listmania extravaganza. Go have a look!
Leave me a message, please!!! It's so lonely here by myself.
