Ha! I wish!
Would it change me?
Nah...
But I probably wouldn't have time for you anymore.
After locking up my modest suburban house and changing my phone number, I would slink out of this little town called Melbourne and hide from all of you wanting a slice of my pie.
MY pie.
Some of you need money way more than I do, and for some of you a little bit of my fortune would change your life forever. But I wouldn't want to play favourites. So it's probably for the best that I don't start sharing.
And what have the charities done for me except call me while I'm scoffing my hot meal in my warm and comfortable home?
So, with my loose change I would make small modifications to my current lifestyle.
I'd go from this:
...that somedays feels like this:
...and downsize it to this:
 |
| The Bugatti Veyron. The second most expensive car money can buy. I don't want to show off. And the best thing? Only seats two. |
I'd move from this:
...to this:
I'd trade this:
...and get me one of these:
I'd go from this:
...to this:
 |
| I've hidden her identity as I don't want people to know it's Mila Kunis. |
Take my kids from government schools:
...and stick dump throw hide enrol them in a
brilliant Boarding School far, far away, like this one:
 |
| Institut auf dem Rosenberg, Switzerland |
Instead of holidaying like this:
...I'd go here:
 |
| Canada |
...or here:
 |
| Tahiti |
And instead of having these:
 |
| winetimes.com |
...I'd have a couple of these:
 |
| mtviewestate.com.au |
Nah...just kidding. There's some family I'd throw a couple of bucks to, and some friends. I'm sure I'd make lots of new friends very quickly after winning the lottery, and find some friends I haven't heard of in many many years in the process - some I bet I didn't even know I had.
What's the first thing you'd do if you won a stupid amount of pretend money and lived in La-La-Land with me?
Linking up with Deb at Home Life Simplified's Listmania.
