Here's her profile:
Female
(or an interesting young man)
Single
(or keeping her options open)
Has cat
(no man-eating dog at premises)
Is young
(the P Plates on the back of the car)
It was her car
(the pretty 'Hello Kitty' seat covers says she didn't borrow the car from Daddy)
I don't know if the phenomenon of stick figure families have taken over your world, but it has here.
My car. Peek-a-boo Scarlett. |
Back off dickhead. I have 5 kids and a husband with a tennis racquet. You think I'm crazy and my driving's fucked? You may be half right on the crazy part, but this psycho bitch is gonna fuck you up if you mess with me. Think I care if I've moved in front of you? I've been stuck in this God-damn car for 40 minutes with two kids with shit in their nappies, one kicking the back of my seat, one who smells much more than teen spirit, two complaining of starvation, a baby who hasn't stopped crying since we left home and two kids having a slapfest while listening to the Wiggles at deafening levels. You want to take me on? Huh? And you see that 'We crossed the Nullabor' sticker? Well that's my fucking badge of crazy. That's right, I took four of these bastards over 7500kms across the country and back. Yeah. Now say you're sorry for honking your horn. And tell me I'm pretty.
I like my stickers.
No one in their right mind will be following me home.
I love it, lol funny.
ReplyDeleteAnd you know I'm not lying...
DeleteI love you!!! You could be my crazy ass twin sister any day!!
ReplyDeleteI love you, too!
DeleteImagine the crap we could get up to?
LOL, love it! We saw one car that had all the kids on one side of the window, and on the other, the Weber cooking husband with his little shopping stick figure girlfriend with the wife's head in the BBQ and her body on the ground next to it. Bitter divorce? Ya think???
ReplyDeleteI love it! I wish I could swap the stickers every day. Some days Tim's head would be on fire, others the children crossed out one by one...
DeleteAnd I'd be the one smiling.
LOLOLOL! Oh thank fuck I found you again! Shit I've missed your crazy ass! xxx Bloody hilarious! x
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you found me, too! Where was I hiding?
DeleteYour stickers are super cute! And your meaning behind them cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Love!
DeleteHahaha! That was great!
ReplyDeleteI really am mental.
DeleteLmao you are hysterical. Someone else pointed out to me the dangers of those stickers for women...
ReplyDeleteI've now seen far too many advertisements of single women. Haven't yet seen any single man stickers with pet birds, though. I wonder why?
DeleteYep your stickers definitely say don't mess with me! Love it!
ReplyDeleteI want to scare & confuse other drivers & add another 5 sticker kids & a husband to the window now.
DeleteGod I miss Australia!
ReplyDeleteThanks for hooking up to the Hump Day Hook Up
Thank you for having me!
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ReplyDeleteOh Jesus Lisa!!!!! I cannot tell you how much this post made me laugh! I have GOTTA get those stickers. Not of my family, yours... I feel like being mean!
ReplyDeleteBloody brilliant! LOL
Sarah x